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I hate being the third person, awkwardly standing on the side. I hate being invited to something but being totally ignored. I hate it when all of my friends go somewhere and not tell me. I hate not understanding an inside joke. Being left out is terrible. It leaves you lonely and empty.
(Source: jsyee)
how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
hugging people who are shorter than you and resting your chin on their heads ◕‿◕
hugging people who are your height and resting your chins on each other’s shoulders (◕‿◕✿)
hugging people who are taller than you and resting your head against their chests (✿◠‿◠)
hugging (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ
My English teacher’s son in law and daughter visited my class the other day
Spieling Peter Pan and Carebear Wendy
DREAMS DO COME TRUE
“this leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is… take you seriously.”
(Source: theandybvb)
I Promise I’m Not a Murderer: The Story of a Researching Writer
now with a sequel:
I Swear I’m Not Pregnant, I’m Just Naming Characters
Don’t forget: I’m not Trying to Break Into This Building, I Just Need to Know the Layout of it
The Sequel: I’m Really Not Poisoning Anyone, I Just Need To Know The Symptoms OF Poisoning And How Long They WOULD Take To Die From It.
Additionally: Please Don’t Put Me In A CIA Prison, I’m Just Trying To Figure Out How A Character Could Sneak Into Afghanistan From Pakistan While Avoiding the Border Police and the US Military.
And the grand finale: Hi Homeland Security How Are You Hope You’re Enjoying My Browsing I’m Not Really Going to Weaponize Smallpox I Just Need to Be Sure of the Symptomatic Progression After a Virulence Spike (Hint It’s Pretty Fast).
by Fall Out Boy
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So this is what happens when you tell your two gay dads that they’re going to be grandpas.
I always love seeing this video, it’s the cutest thing.
AHHHHHHHHH I’M SO HAPPY NOW
you can tell who’s the guy in this relationship! lol
